If somebody were in your way, how would you tell them to move?
"MOVE!"
Do nothing
"Sorry, excuse me"
Deal with the fact they're in your way
Do you have anybody that you're mean to?
I hate humanity, I hate everybody
Yes. I'm mean because I hate them
I could never be mean to anybody
Well....I can sometimes be mean. When they really deserve it
Why would you think people hate you?
I might've done a few things to hurt them
I have no idea. But the entire world hates me
Because I hate myself
Because people are cruel
Are you mean, or nice?
I don't know - that's why I'm taking this quiz
Depends on who I'm with. But I'm not afraid to kick anyone in the balls, imaginary
In between. I can be nice, but sometimes I gotta let it out
I would never want to hurt anybody's feelings, even if they hurt mine
Do you think you're attractive?
I don't care
I don't even know. If only I could be
Me? Attractive? I wish
Of course I am. Isn't it obvious?
How many friends do you have?
A couple friends
AN ENTIRE GROUP BECAUSE I'M REALLY POPULAR
A bunch. But I'm not that close to all of them
Just one really good friend
Do you have any enemies?
Not really. I don't care
I hate a lot of people, but I wouldn't go as far to call them enemies
I love everybody equally
Oh yes. Almost everybody
Have you ever done anything to make people mad?
No. I live to please
I've done a lot of bad things. But they said they forgave me
I stole my best friend's boyfriend. Does that count?
Hmm...it depends
Why would you think people hate you?
Because I always feel so alone
What are you talking about? Everybody loves me!
Because everybody in the world sucks
I don't know
Did you enjoy this test?
No. Waste of time
Meh
It was OK
I loved it!